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The Huntsman – Winter’s War

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The Huntsman Winter's War

20161 h 54 min
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As two evil sisters prepare to conquer the land, two renegades - Eric the Huntsman - who previously aided Snow White in defeating Ravenna, and his forbidden lover, Sara, set out to stop them.

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Runtime 1 h 54 min
Release Date 6 April 2016
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Movie Rating Not bad
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Let’s get the accents out of the way.   One of my filmic pet hates is dodgy accents.   I’m thinking Tom Cruise in Far and Away and Julia Roberts in Mary Reilly.  I’m surprised that with all the expertise employed to create some of the most technologically advanced films ever we still struggle to either get the actor some dedicated voice coaching or if that’s not successful maybe employ someone who has the ability to do the accent for real, you know, like a native of England, Scotland or Ireland.  I wonder if film producers/directors believe that their star has an authentic accent or they decide it’s not that important.  It really IS important because it can become completely distracting and ruin a film for many of us.  Back to The Huntsman and I have to admit I didn’t see the first film in this franchise so Chris Hemsworth’s wandering accent came as a surprise. Scottish by way of Ireland and Northern England..just weird!

Accents to one side I did enjoy the spectacle of this film (I splashed out the £1.60 over and above my unlimited ticket to watch it in 3D) – the effects were stunning as were the costumes and makeup.  Casting Sheridan Smith and Rob Brydon as dwarves seems crazy and controversial, visually it worked really well and their humour and obvious chemistry added a light touch, but ethically I’m not so sure.  Did they really paste their heads on to actors with dwarfism?  Hmm. .  The storyline itself left me confused – there were obvious nods to the earlier movie so maybe it’s my fault for not watching the films in order.  Overall it was like a mash up of The Snow Queen, Frozen, Game of Thrones and a touch of Lord of the Rings but none the worse for that.  Fantasy eye candy.

 

 

Charlize Theron as The Evil Queen, Ravenna

In The Heart Of The Sea

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In the Heart of the Sea

Based on the Incredible True Story that Inspired Moby Dick.

20152 h 01 min
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In the winter of 1820, the New England whaling ship Essex was assaulted by something no one could believe: a whale of mammoth size and will, and an almost human sense of vengeance. The real-life maritime disaster would inspire Herman Melville’s Moby-Dick.  But that told only half the story.  “Heart of the Sea” reveals the encounter’s harrowing aftermath, as the ship’s surviving crew is pushed to their limits and forced to do the unthinkable to stay alive.  Braving storms, starvation, panic and despair, the men will call into question their deepest beliefs, from the value of their lives to the morality of their trade, as their captain searches for direction on the open sea and his first mate still seeks to bring the great whale down.

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Director Ron Howard
Runtime 2 h 01 min
Release Date 3 December 2015
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Movie Rating Average
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‘Secret screening’ in 3D at my local cinema.  When I booked, this was the film I was hoping for because the trailer looked good.  However, although I enjoyed the spectacle and CGI of stormy seas, sailing ships and whales crashing about  the major flaw in the story, for me, is that it was hard to feel sorry for the human cast when the giant whale wreaks revenge.  As he looms out of the water and flattens boats with his tail the word that came to mind was karma.   We were subtly reminded several times that this was not gratuitous killing because communities depended on the whale oil for heat and light and one character near the end of the film marvelled about the new discovery – finding oil underground.  (See we hadn’t even discovered oil in the ground, we HAD to kill whales).

In the film the story of the giant whale versus the crew of the Essex was being told by a survivor to author Herman Melville the writer of the classic Victorian novel, Moby Dick.  He was told the ‘secret’ of how the remaining crew managed to survive weeks at sea but chose to leave those details out of his fictionalised version.

I found the main story of the movie was formulaic.   Inexperienced posh boy George Pollard (Benjamin Walker), the shipping line owner’s son is given the captaincy of the Essex that had been promised to the working class but experienced Owen Chase (Chris Hemsworth).  Square jawed, alpha male Chase proves to be better at just about everything in this battle of wills between the two men.

In the end it was just average, good CGI and stormy seas balanced with a less than average storyline.